Space Travelers At Heart Pillows

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Blue Origin

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

A Space Walk

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Hayseed at UFO travel.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'