Space Explorer Wannabe T-Shirts

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Pothole.' 'I see it.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."

Indian Space Programme

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Here is your new planet."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Darren realised that his presentation was going to be shorter than he had planned.

"I told you to slow down."

"I'm hear to apply for the planetary protection officer opening. I brought my own outfit."

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

shoe me "Star Trek: Discovery." Sigh … Must I? I have concluded that "The Orville" I superior science fiction. It adheres more faithfully to the principles of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." That's your opinion. I love "Discovery." It's great. Error. Invalid opinion detected. Load "Discovery." Is this because "Orville" has a robot and "Discovery" doesn't? Error. Snowflaky, pro-meatbag agenda detected.

Hitch-hiker gets taken on board by aliens.

Man wearing 'Alien' t-shirt meets an alien wearing a 'Humane' t-shirt

'Of course they're going to know we're tourists. These shirts are a dead giveaway!'

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

Wormhole strip

'...next...tell me five places where you should never overtake.'

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."

Frog in space

Save Our Universe

"You left this on our ship."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Dr. Roo.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Learner Driver

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Rainbow/Horizon