Space Explorer Wannabe Prints

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Pothole.' 'I see it.'

"Black holes, quasars, galactic storms, and now those damn space signals from Earth."

Indian Space Programme

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Darren realised that his presentation was going to be shorter than he had planned.

"I told you to slow down."

"I'm hear to apply for the planetary protection officer opening. I brought my own outfit."

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Hitch-hiker gets taken on board by aliens.

Man wearing 'Alien' t-shirt meets an alien wearing a 'Humane' t-shirt

'Of course they're going to know we're tourists. These shirts are a dead giveaway!'

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

Wormhole strip

'...next...tell me five places where you should never overtake.'

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."

Frog in space

Save Our Universe

"You left this on our ship."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Learner Driver

Newborn Cosmonaut

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Rainbow/Horizon

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Hayseed at UFO travel.