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'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Blue Origin

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Zorro as a child.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Are we there yet?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Space rocket hits a star...

"Hello job security."

My First Boat

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"Here is your new planet."

"I told you to slow down."

Chaironaut

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."