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Their lowest cost vacation yet.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Field Trip!

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Space rocket hits a star...

"Hello job security."

My First Boat

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"I told you to slow down."

"Here is your new planet."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Chaironaut

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."