Wannabe Adventurers T-Shirts

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

In search of the American dream...

I'll climb with little help from my...

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Turn again Whittington!"

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

'Success in Business'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.