Wannabe Adventurers Gifts

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

Zorro as a child.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

In search of the American dream...

I'll climb with little help from my...

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Success in Business'

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Turn again Whittington!"