Wannabe Astronauts Gifts

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Field Trip!

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Hello job security."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Space rocket hits a star...

My First Boat

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Chaironaut

"I told you to slow down."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."