Aspiring Astronauts Gifts

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"If Elon Musk can do it, so can we."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Save Our Universe

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Newborn Cosmonaut

Field Trip!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Are we there yet?'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Hello job security."

China Launches Lunar Rover

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Space rocket hits a star...

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"Here is your new planet."

"I told you to slow down."

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."