Aspiring Astronauts Gifts

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Newborn Cosmonaut

Field Trip!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Are we there yet?'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Space rocket hits a star...

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Chaironaut

"I told you to slow down."