Aspiring Astronaut Gifts

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

'Man In the Moon'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"Where do you see yourself five years from now. . . and don't say 'Mars'."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Save Our Universe

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Astronaut love

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Field Trip!

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Space rocket hits a star...

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Chinese space program.

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.