Aspiring Aviator Gifts

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

Flight envy.

Flying fish.

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

'I've worked it out. You should have turned left at Cairo.'

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

What else is there to wish for?

Boy pilot.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

More jets.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Graduation Day at Drone School

Why men stopped going to the moon.

'Man In the Moon'

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

In search of the American dream...