Future Aviators Gifts

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Boy pilot.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Field Trip!

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'Are we there yet?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

China Launches Lunar Rover

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Space rocket hits a star...

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

More jets.

Chaironaut