Young Aviator Gifts

"They’re after a younger demographic."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Boy pilot.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

Childhood

Swinging on the Chandelier

Local, free-range bug juice.

The First National Sand Bank.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

More jets.

Seventh Birthday

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'