Future Aviator Gifts

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

Boy pilot.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Field Trip!

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

Space rocket hits a star...

"Hello job security."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Taking to the sky...

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Chaironaut

More jets.