Future Aviator T-Shirts

Boy pilot.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Field Trip!

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

'Are we there yet?'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

China Launches Lunar Rover

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

Space rocket hits a star...

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Chaironaut