Young Aviators T-Shirts

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Kids."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

More jets.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Angel learning to fly...

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Graduation Day at Drone School

The Big Foot Book.

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"