Junior Pilot T-Shirts

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Would you like some wings?"

Build a Raft

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy pilot.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

More jets.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Angel learning to fly...

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Graduation Day at Drone School

'You really got to him with your birds and bees chat - now he wants flying lessons!'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

"When's the actual series?"

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

ACME skywriting school

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

'Don't leave the cocoon until you learn all the lessons.'

'What do you mean you left the keys on your dresser?!'

City Airport: Learn to Fly

"Once airborne, the student of aviation quickly learns to counter and manipulate the pull of gravity."

'Another strike?'