Miniature Pilot Aspirants T-Shirts

"Mind the lamp, George!"

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

A small man under a giant microscope.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Walsh Miniatures

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

More jets.

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Mini Computer

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

A computer mouse's offspring.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Bryant and May match heads

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'