Mini Pilot T-Shirts

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Broomstick crash.

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Not now, Oliver."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Pony Rides

Geese's Thoughts.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'