Mini Pilot Mugs

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cow Blue Arrows

The World Wide Web.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

TSA Noah

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Broomstick crash.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

The World's Easiest Airport

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Pony Rides