Future Pilot Gifts

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Graduation Day at Drone School

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

More jets.

Search: How to build a crude parachute.

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Boy pilot.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

Space rocket hits a star...

"Hello job security."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Chaironaut

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!