New Pilot Gifts

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Not now, Oliver."

The World's Easiest Airport

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Broomstick crash.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows