Commercial Pilot Gifts

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

"When's the actual series?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Broomstick crash.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cow Blue Arrows

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

TSA Noah

The World Wide Web.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'