Airline Pilot Gifts

'Not only is this the shortest runway I've ever seen it's also the widest!'

Words you don't ever want to hear: a pilot saying 'I keep forgetting - East: is that to the left or right of north?'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."

It's people like you that make this route unprofitable.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"It appears our landing in Vegas will be delayed until I figure out which ocean this is and why we're flying over it."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"We haven't got time for the safety demonstration, here's the panic demonstration!..."

Balloons

Welcome To The Third World

Transporting Live Cargo

"May I get a seat with extra leg room, please?"

"They loved me, couldn't get enough of me...Europe, Asia, U.S.! Then all of a sudden --WHAM! I'm out on the street...grounded."

Lucky charms

What Passengers See

"I understand O'Hara had to re-route some of their flights today."

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

Wife leaves husband for airline pilot

I don't like the looks of this airline.

When airline pilots get married.

"Let me try mine. It's made in China."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."