Air Force Pilot Gifts

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

Air Force Bird Formation.

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."

"It's the most stealthiest plane in our military arsenal, sir."

"I'm in the air force!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Broomstick crash.