Army Pilot Gifts

Helicopter

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Not now, Oliver."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Broomstick crash.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'