Military Pilot Gifts

'It must be drone migration season.'

"Keep your eyes open, pardner, this is Apache country!"

Grim Reaper waves to a bomber plane.

'I never thought they'd cut the military budget this far!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Cow Blue Arrows

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Broomstick crash.