Military Aviation Buff Gifts

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Military Medals

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Lost around a military base.

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."