Military Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"My neck hurts."

Tiny Drones

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

Global Arms Trade

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Vladimir Putin.

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Eye Off the Ball

We Don't Know Much

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."