Military Tech Geek Gifts

"Great weaponry."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The DaVinci Code

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Take me to your computer.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Artificial hearts.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The robots are coming for our leisure."

"My kid could do that."

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'