Military Tech Geek Prints

"Great weaponry."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Take me to your computer.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Artificial hearts.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

"My kid could do that."