Aviation Buff Gifts

Air traffic controllers AGM

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'

Greetings Then - Greetings Now

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'I'm sorry captain, he called shotgun...Got us on a technicality.'

"Please remain seated, we're waiting for clearance to resume our flight."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'You may get up and collect your carry-ons as soon as I'm timed out and illegal to work tomorrow.'

Nut Bomber

The Flying Corps finally get to grips with Zepplins.

"We taxied all the way here. I need $340.00."

"This could get ugly!"

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"Did anyone bring stuffing?"

Overpacked flight to New York

Back when Buffalo still roamed the Great Planes.

"I'm glad you are still allowing support dogs on flights!"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

'It's a bird '/'It's a plane.'/'No, it's a bird.'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Mobiles

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

'Helluva Gary Owen.'

Snake Lust.

"My size nearly changes as much as the Ryanair baggage allowances."

'This is your pilot speaking, we are now flying over Colorado.'

God and His copilot

'Here's a bit of revealing information coming your way...'

Guy flying himself.

"On today's flight I've been informed of passengers with nut allergies, strong odor and lotion sensitivities, intolerances to fruit, veggies, meats. . ."

"The guidance system on the drone is malfunctioning, so it has fallen in with a flock of geese."