Airline Buff Gifts

'Please pay attention as the stweardess demonstrates our procedure for dealing with rowdy passengers.' (She wields baseball bat)

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

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'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Some scents are nonsense.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Presenter Auditions.

Gerald Ratner's return

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"Try thinking like a different brand."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.