Airline Buff Pillows

'Please pay attention as the stweardess demonstrates our procedure for dealing with rowdy passengers.' (She wields baseball bat)

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Some scents are nonsense.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Presenter Auditions.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Whatever works for you.