Airline Travel Buff Pillows

'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Western Outfitters.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Pamplona Station

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."