Airline Travel Buff Gifts

'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Western Outfitters.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"How's my tripping you up?"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Statue of liberty selfie

Pamplona Station