Air Travel Buff Gifts

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

"Hey buddy, I ordered from her first!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Bird sitting on a wing.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Pamplona Station

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Quick, follow that star