Air Travel Buff Gifts

How about you? Traveling for work or pleasure?

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

"Hey buddy, I ordered from her first!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Western Outfitters.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Statue of liberty selfie

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Pamplona Station