Aerodynamics Buff Gifts

"The aerodynamics suck, but it's better for my back."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Mission accomplished.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

'The first act of air rage'

Physics toy.

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

God and His copilot

"On today's flight I've been informed of passengers with nut allergies, strong odor and lotion sensitivities, intolerances to fruit, veggies, meats. . ."

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Nut Bomber

Airshow.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.