Aerodynamics Buff Mugs

"The aerodynamics suck, but it's better for my back."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Mission accomplished.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

'The first act of air rage'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Physics toy.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Flyaway Airlines. Check In. Do you have any luggage? Only carrion.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"On today's flight I've been informed of passengers with nut allergies, strong odor and lotion sensitivities, intolerances to fruit, veggies, meats. . ."

God and His copilot

'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'

Airshow.

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Nut Bomber