Aerodynamics Aficionado Mugs

I don't know -- Walking upright doesn't look very aerodynamic.

A cow in a wind tunnel.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

After the cutbacks at flight simulator school. . .

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Employee of the Month Parking

A private jet takes off

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Airport Bored Rooms

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Ace High

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'