Aerodynamics Aficionado Pillows

A cow in a wind tunnel.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

After the cutbacks at flight simulator school. . .

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Ace High

Airport Bored Rooms

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

The EP-21 spy plane.