Aerodynamicist Pillows

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The Fast Lane.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Astronaut

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Entomology Reference

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Bird sitting on a wing.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Musk vs Bezos

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Not again!"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.