Aeronautics Professional Pillows

Lucky charms

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Airplane food

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Entomology Reference

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Student driver."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

The Four Flying Flynns...

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Not again!"

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

OOPS!

'Oh bugger cramp!'