Aeronautics Professional Prints

Lucky charms

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Airplane food

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Entomology Reference

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"Not again!"

The Four Flying Flynns...

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"Student driver."

OOPS!

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."