Aviation Specialist Pillows

"...The good news is that we'll be landing way ahead of schedule."

"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."

No-Fly Zone

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their tray tables to their upright positions.'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Coronavirus

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'What zip code are we in now?'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

Airport Security.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."