Aviation Specialist Gifts

"...The good news is that we'll be landing way ahead of schedule."

"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

'Remarkably the only fatalities from this crash were the two passengers who failed to return their tray tables to their upright positions.'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

Coronavirus

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World Wide Web.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"