Aviation Expert Gifts

Kebabs on Me

Hearts and Minds

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"This is your captain, I will soon be bringing round your hot meal and complimentary wine!"

Plane Disappears. . . Crimea Democracy Disappears.

Ping Pong

'Did they find the black box?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

TSA Noah

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."