Aviation Analyst Gifts

Arrivals, departrures, bankruptcies

Easyjet takeover.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Boeing 737 Max Shares

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

The World Wide Web.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Student driver."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Deicing on the cake.

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."