Avian Analyst Gifts

"What are the prevailing winds?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Do me next."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

"Get a life!"

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'What's oriole sex'

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."