Avian Affiliate Gifts

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Caliologist

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'You reek of crackers.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.